Equipment:
Vintage Checkmate acoustic guitar
Favourite Bands:
DirEnGrey, Rush, The Flaming Lips, Savage Garden, Barenaked Ladies,
Led Zeppelin, Ben Folds
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Amber Grace Blasingame was born in a small town in West Virginia, where
she lived until she was five. Her Mother, Anne-Marie Shipwrite, was a
licenced big rig driver, and her father, John Homaron owned his very
own John Deere riding Lawn mower. Unfortuntanly her father was addicted
to several different drugs, and her mother was schizophrenic, so just
before her fifth birthday she was sent to live with Edith Blasingame
and her husband, Bill. Edith and Bill were very good to her, and bought
her a bass. Then they kicked her out, and she was forced to live as a
street entertainer who could beat anybody at Pretty Pretty Princess.
For years Amber lived this way, with nothing but fake plastic jewelry
and her Fender P-bass named Miguel to keep her company, until one day
she made a bet. She bet that she could beat a guitar-gifted extra
terrestrial named Simon at her beloved game of Pretty Pretty Princess,
but, alas, she lost, and she was forced to join his band, Someone and
the Somethings.
Dont be like Amber. Dont give yourself to Pretty Pretty Princess. Just
because 'everyone else is doing it' doesnt mean you should too.
this story brought to you by the Anti-Pretty-Pretty-Princess-Abuse-Foundation,
aka the APPPAF.
Go ahead and laugh. You know you want to.
