Equipment:
Teal Washburn Acoustic
Vintage Harmony Acoustic
Favourite Bands:
Likeminds, Relient K, Switchfoot, mxpx, David Crowder Band, Beatles,
Led Zeppelin
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Christina has been singing from an early age, when she first discovered
the joy of severe antidepressants. She began her career touring with
the washboard band, Sixteen Geezers and a Little Girl, but was not very
successful because the audience could not hear her over the abysmal
ruckus of all those washboards. They changed their image a bit, changed
their name to Slipknot, and kicked Christina out. Simon and Amber discovered
her singing in a bathroom at a gas station in southern Wyoming (why
Simon was in a women's bathroom is none of your concern). They immediately
asked her to join their band, and she accepted, on the condition that
no one would be playing a washboard. So they booted out their vocalist/
washboard player Hikaru, and the rest is history.
They returned many times to the same bathroom in Wyoming on their tour
of run down bathrooms in obscure states. Critics said their performance
was "good, but a little echoey."