Christina

Equipment:

Teal Washburn Acoustic

Vintage Harmony Acoustic

Favourite Bands:

Likeminds, Relient K, Switchfoot, mxpx, David Crowder Band, Beatles,

Led Zeppelin

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Christina has been singing from an early age, when she first discovered

the joy of severe antidepressants. She began her career touring with

the washboard band, Sixteen Geezers and a Little Girl, but was not very

successful because the audience could not hear her over the abysmal

ruckus of all those washboards. They changed their image a bit, changed

their name to Slipknot, and kicked Christina out. Simon and Amber discovered

her singing in a bathroom at a gas station in southern Wyoming (why

Simon was in a women's bathroom is none of your concern). They immediately

asked her to join their band, and she accepted, on the condition that

no one would be playing a washboard. So they booted out their vocalist/

washboard player Hikaru, and the rest is history.

They returned many times to the same bathroom in Wyoming on their tour

of run down bathrooms in obscure states. Critics said their performance

was "good, but a little echoey."