Simon

Equipment:

Black Ibanez double cutaway electric guitar

Blue Fender P-Bass

Yamaha standard accoustic guitar

Woodstock ukulele

Favourite Bands:

The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, The Flaming Lips, the Who, Opeth,

Porcupine Tree, Jimi Hendrix, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, Rush, Metallica,

Iron Maiden, Jet, Ben Folds, Queen, Classical Grass (don't ask.),

Radiohead, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

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Simon was born on a remote planet, the son of a famous scientist.

When Simon was a baby his father calculated that their world was about

to be destroyed, so in a desperate move he sent his son off in a rocket

to save him. Eventually he found out that the planet WASN'T going to

be die after all, and of course he was dismayed that he'd sent his infant

son out in an unprotected rocket for no reason whatsoever.

Luckily, Simon was found by a nice couple in Houston, and lived the life

of a fairly normal boy (besides all the goat disembowelments). Around

his teen years, it became apparent that Simon was not average... he was

an alien who was destined to share his gift with the world...... his gift....

OF ROCK!

He is currently a member of three bands, and in his spare time he obsessively

plays guitar and writes. Simon's future plans include attending a good

college and becoming the unquestioned lord and master of the world.

Simon loves Anna!

Why do you glare at the camera?